I think I can speak for men everywhere when I can say that we hate Marco Jaric. Jaric, currently a member of the Memphis Grizzlies, is a mediocre role player at best. This season he has averaged 1.8 points and 1.2 rebounds a game. Furthermore. he has missed his last 12 shot attempts. Why does this matter? Those attempts have all come after Jaric eloped and married his wife, Adrianna Lima. You may remember Lima as the face of Victoria's Secret and easily one of the most beautiful women in the world. How does this happen? I don't know whether regular guys should be encouraged by the fact this man married a supermodel, or whether we should all be outraged because... well, THIS MAN MARRIED A SUPERMODEL. At least Seal is talented, so we understand Heidi Klum. Miranda Kerr is dating pirate/elf heart throb Orlando Bloom. But Marco Jaric? JFLANland is thoroughly befuddled and vexed by this pair.
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